I just got told I’d make a good prime minister and although I like the compliment HELL NO I WOULDN’T MATE.
First of all, you can bribe me with most foodstuffs. Secondly, if someone said anything bad about me I’d
probably definitely be super passive aggressive.
Chancellor: you need to sign this super important thing.
Me: why don’t you sign it if you want to be prime minister so bad?
Chancellor: wait what?
Me: well you said you didn’t agree with X Policy so clearly you think you’d do a better job than me and want my job so you sign it if you think you’re the best person ever.
Chancellor: no but seriously you need to sign this…
Me: *pretends to be on phone while ignoring them*
Chancellor: Prime minister Kim this is very unprofessional.
Me: Your face is unprofessional. *gets new high score on angry birds*
Chancellor: *sighs* Not again. *rummages through pockets* If you do want to sign this super important thing, you can have jelly beans…